moonlandingwasfaked:

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left

A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

julianhorne:

hola

fadiabh23:

oxamourxo:

umrzec:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX0xRxDFdCD/

neuksei:

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??